Laughter is one of the best antidotes to depression and the book “Colemanballs” provides just that. The cricket season has begun (surprise it’s not raining) so here are a few quotes from the gentile world of cricket.
“Sometimes you’ve got no choice where you’re born” – [Geoffrey Boycott]
“And finally, Johnson gets umpire Koertzen’s finger up…..” – [Christopher Martin-Jenkins]
“He tried to cut off his nose in spite of his face” – [Matthew Hayden]
“The Australians don’t seem to have the wind beneath their belts” – [Matthew Hoggard]
“England really need to bring some impotence into the attack” – [Matthew Hoggard]
“I don’t believe in miracles. the last one I saw was in 1981” – [ Geoffrey Boycott]
” I only watch the replays afterwards” – [Geoffrey Boycott]
“Kent won eleven games unbeaten” – [Chris Adams]
” Normally the Pakistani police have rifles and atomic weapons” – [Geoffrey Boycott]
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